Holy freaking Alzheimer's Batman! Are you even freaking kidding me? A recent poll by the Washington Post showed that 30% of the American people questioned could not tell you what year the 9/11 attacks took place. Further, an astounding 5% of those polled couldn't even name the month or day of the attacks! I really have to wonder what goes through the minds of these slack-jawed mouth breathers when they hear "9/11". Of course, I really have to wonder if there is any higher brain function in these idiots at all.

Hmmmm... I think I see a pattern emerging here. The poll shows that 30% of the American people are too stupid to function... Bush's approval rating is around 30%... coincidence? I think not.

I would be highly interested in some follow-up polling of those 30% to see if they could name every single winner and runner-up of American Idol. I bet you anything that they could. These are probably also the asshats running around with "9/11-Never Forget" bumper stickers slapped on their cars. Un-fu**ing-believable.

So as we prepare to commemorate the 5th anniversary of 9/11, just know that 30% of our intellectually retarded population will be wandering around with their heads jammed firmly up their asses. Of course, that's probably a normal condition for these fine folks.