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31st-Oct-2007 04:04 pm - It Apparently Runs in the Family...
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Well, apparently it's a "family" thing. A few weeks ago, it was determined that Senator Barack Obama and Darth Cheney shared a common ancestor. Raw Story did a little digging and interestingly, found an ancestor of the Decider himself, George W. Bush that will certainly raise a few eyebrows... though it makes perfect sense.

According to Raw Story, George W. Bush is related to none other than... drum roll please... VLAD THE IMPALER.

From the Raw Story article...

Bush also turns out to be related to Vlad the Impaler -- the medieval tyrant who was one of the inspirations for the fictional Count Dracula. Some critics might say that Bush has certain things in common with Vlad, who is still honored by many Romanians for having saved their country from invasion by the Muslim Ottoman Turks. Vlad was a paranoid and bloodthirsty despot, however, who ruled through torture and murder.

According to Crime Library, "During his tenure, he killed by the droves, impaling on a forest of spikes around his castle thousands of subjects who he saw as either traitors, would-be traitors or enemies to the security of Romania and the Roman Catholic Church. Sometimes, he slew merely to show other possible insurgents and criminals just what their fate would be if they became troublesome. A pamphlet published in Nuremburg, Germany, immediately following his death in 1476, tells of his burning beggars after allowing them free food at his court. 'He felt they were eating the people's food for nothing, and could not repay it,' the broadside explains.


See? Everything about Bush now makes perfect sense. It's genetics!

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